Popular

Popular (Spanish: Popular) is a song from The Misfits Club. The song is from the musical Wicked. it is sung by Angel Dust and Lexy. It played in Angel's room, Angel sang to Lexy about how popular could she be.

Spanish
Angel Dust: ¿Sabes qué, Lexy? Ahora que eres mi amiga, vas a ser mi nuevo proyecto.

Lexy: Realmente no tienes que hacer eso.

Angel Dust: Lo sé, eso es lo que me hace ser tan linda.

Si alguien no es Ángel, tan linda como yo,

Y ya en serio, no hay nadie tan linda como yo,

Mi corazón se puede conmover.

Si le urge su transformación, encuentre en mi su salvación.

Yo sé, yo sé, lo que se puede hacer.

Y yo te haré el favor,

No importa que tu caso sea el bueno.

Tranquila, hay remedio para ti,

Confía en mí y tú serás muy…, muy…, muy…

¡Popular!

Tú vas a ser popular.

Porque te diré en que plan

Tratar al galán,

Cómo y cuál berrinche hacer.

¡Uy! Sabrás qué ropita usar,

Cómo coquetear,

Lo que lograrás tener por ser

¡Popular!

Te ayudo a ser popular.

Sabrás con quién sí salir,

Cuándo hay que mentir,

Cómo nunca engordar,

Anda pues, contigo hay mucho que trabajar.

Te hago lo fuerte y lo amigable,

Haz de cuenta que te doy laxante estético.

Por ser mi amiga te prometo hacer amiga a la heroína,

A mí nadie me gana,

Porque hago todo…

¡Popular!

Sé cómo ser popular.

Conmigo tú vas a ver,

Dejarás de ser

Lo más insulso que hubo aquí. ¡Hay!

Y nada va impedirme

Que lo haga para ti, …sí.

La la, la la.

Voy a volverte popular.

Lexy y Angel Dust: A las tristes criaturitas,

Tan sin chiste y tan feitas,

Les recuerdo lo que sucedió con muchos

Conocidos mandatarios,

Gente de los noticiarios.

¿A poco fueron listos?

¡Claro que no!

Es lo popular. Sí,

Su imagen es popular.

No es cosa de aptitud,

Sino actitud,

Y una gran virtud así

¡Ser igual de popular a mí!

Angel Dust: Uy, señorita, mírese. Se ve hermosa.

Lexy: Me tengo que ir al baño.

Angel Dust De nada…

Y te negarás,

Pero ya verás

Que quieras tú o no,

Y aunque no lo sepas,

Tu suerte ya lo deparó.

La la, la la, serás popular.

Mas no, ¡no más popular que yo!

English
Angel Dust: Lexy, now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project!

Lexy: You really don't have to do that

Angel Dust: I know, that's what makes me so nice!

Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I

And let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than I?

My tender heart tends to start to bleed

And when someone needs a makeover

I simply have to take over!

I know, I know exactly what they need!

And even in your case

Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face

Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed!

Follow my lead

And yes indeed, you will be

Popular!

You're gonna be popular!

I'll teach you the proper poise

When you talk to boys

Little ways to flirt and flounce

Ooh! I'll show you what shoes to wear!

How to fix your hair!

Everything that really counts to be

Popular!

I'll help you be popular!

You'll hang with the right cohorts

You'll be good at sports

Know the slang you've got to know

So let's start

'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go!

Don't be offended by my frank analysis

Think of it as personality dialysis

Now that I've chosen to become a Pal, a friend and advisor

There's nobody wiser!

Not when it comes to

Popular!

I know about popular

And with an assist from me

To be who you'll be Instead of dreary who you were

Well, are There's nothing that can stop you

From becoming popu-ler... lar

La la, la la!

We're gonna make you pop-you-lar!

Lexy and Angel Dust: When I see depressing creatures

With unprepossessing features

I remind them on their own behalf

To think of Celebrated heads of state

Or specially great communicators!

Did they have brains or knowledge?

Don't make me laugh!

They were popular!

Please!

It's all about popular

It's not about aptitude

It's the way you're viewed

So it's very shrewd to be

Very very popular

Like me!

Angel Dust: Why, Miss Lexy, look at you. You're beautiful!

Lexy: I, I have to go to the bathroom.

Angel Dust: You're welcome

And though you protest

Your disinterest

I know clandestinely

You're gonna grin and bear it!

Your new found popularity!

Aah!

La la, la la!

You'll be popular!

Just not quite as popular as me!